Weird Bitches That I Want To Fuck
Things have gotten quite stale in my sex life. I keep fucking the same old regular bitches in the same old regular ways over and over and over. Normal bitches just aren’t doing it for me anymore. If I see any more regular ass tits and pussies again, I just may have to slit my fucking wrists.
Well, no more! It is time that I spice things up in the best way one could. Yes… it’s time that I turn my sex life into a two-bit traveling carnival freakshow! Give me bearded ladies, give me two headed monstrosities, give me all the hairy werewolf looking bitches that I can handle! I won’t be satisfied until a female Olympic power-lifter that’s juiced the fuck up on North Korean horse steroids has me lifted over her head, force fucking my asshole with a god damned toilet plunger. It’s time to get REALLY freaky!
So, here’s some weird ass bitches that I wanna fuck and why I want to fuck them.
Trigglypuff
This meaty broad came to fame during the run up to the election that Trump won. Ever since I first laid eyes on this whale protesting something stupid in the most sexy way possible, I’ve lusted for the day that I got to harpoon her. I’ve fantasized for years that she would use her flabby arm blubber to spank my ass raw. I want to explore her every fold and crevice with my cock until I strike gold or smegma. (which ever cums first, so to speak.) I want to eat her disgusting ass until she berates me for my misogynistic white privilege or whatever in the fuck. Please, crush me under your weight my leftist queen.
Whatever in the fuck this is
Look.. I have no fucking idea what the fuck this is, nor do I even care. But, when I first spotted that tuft of hair sprouting of the top of it’s head.. I just knew I had to stand on it’s shoulders naked so that I could get my taint tickled with that little fun bristle. And, my god! Get a load of the hands on this beast! I need it to jam it’s fingers down my throat until I puke all over it’s pretty little dress. Those huge paws would make for some violent assplay… I know that for sure.
The ‘Listen Here Trunk’ Woman
From the moment I first heard her rant about COVID restrictions forcing her to be a parent and the outlandish uptick in her marijuana expenditures, I’ve wanted to fuck this bitch right in the nostrils. I just wanna jam my cock up her nose holes and fill her skull full of cum. But, not all of my cum. I want to save some in the reservoir so that I can impregnate her with more kids that she will complain about being a mother to. I want to hear her call me BIG DADDY TRUNK as I plow her doggystyle while fishhooking my fingers into her huge ass nose caverns. Come smoke my cock, bitch. Free of charge.
There are many more unholy monsters that I want to fuck and maybe, one day, we will get to further explore the depths of my depravity… together. Feel free to post your most disturbing fuckdesires in the comments below.
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